Friday, December 7

The Whistler

A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the chalk on the table saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".

Everyone became interested.

"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride. 

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't. 

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me. 

I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, *He whistles a lot!*

All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.

The professor said:  "I didn't buy my Ph. D in Psychology.. I earned it"😉

Thursday, November 29

Wednesday, November 28

Killer Instinct

When your woman pulls out a knife during an arguement,
Place a bread and butter

Monday, November 19

Pitstop

Brake Warning!

Wife Rocks Good Old Times of Husband!!

HUSBAND in a good mood.... 

"Darling, remember 25 years ago I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black&white television and a bicycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 year old beautiful girl. 
Now I own a luxurious centrally air conditioned penthouse, 4 LED big screen televisions and a limousine but 
I sleep with a 50 year old woman..."

WIFE: "Do not worry darling. Just find yourself a 25 year old beautiful woman and I will make sure that you go back to a rented one room apartment, 
a table fan, a black and white television and a bicycle in no time....!!"

😜😝😜

Women always rock !!!👍👍👍

Monday, November 12

Wednesday, October 24

The Perfect ;-) Cabbie Guy - Brian Sullivan

This one is toooooo good. ..
😂😂😂

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"  
Passenger: "Who?"  

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time."  

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."  

Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."  

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."  

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right."  

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."  

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."  

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"  

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his bloody widow."

😂😂😂

Did I read that sign right?

*Did I read that sign right?*

In an office:
*TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*

In a Laundromat:
*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT*

In a London department store:
*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*

In an office:
*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*

In an office:
*AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*

Outside a secondhand shop:
*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*

Notice in health food shop window:
*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*

Spotted in a safari park:
*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*

Seen during a conference:
*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR*

Notice in a farmer's field:
*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES*.

On a repair shop door:
*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)*

😄😄😄

Thursday, October 18

Proof of Innocence

Lawyer: "To prove my client's innocence, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening."
Accused: "My Lord, I would rather confess to the murder"

Thursday, October 11

You having Bad Day at Work! Read on...

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below...

Sunday, September 23

Wednesday, September 12

Thursday, September 6

European Holiday Washroom Reality

During holidays in europe , whom did he miss more, girlfriend or the hand  Faucet !?

Monday, August 27

Rest your Mobile phones

Give your cell some rest....why? 

A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.

He says - I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp...without realising, I went into the neighbour's house and sat on their sofa.  

The  lady of the house was glued to the TV... watching serials...She gave me tea without looking at me. 

When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady's husband entering the house....looking into his mobile.  

He saw me and said, "sorry" and went out of the house !!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Wednesday, August 1

Educated Father's Savage Response

This is savage! 

My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet.

I asked him: Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?

My dad replied: Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
😂😂

Dirty Kids teach you..

That at the end of day ...Be happy

Lounge Menu Question

Should we drink tonite? ;-)

Tuesday, July 31

Sky high Lady

Beautiful lady inside airplane asked the man for help to remove his eyes off her breasts!

Sky high classroom!

My Engagement Photo

Now that's how you take Engagement pictures!

Tuesday, June 19

Father's caring Son

5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....

Son:......Mom, I also want 3 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......

Mom:....And which one will put you to sleep

Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you....Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son

Mom:...but who will sleep with your  3 wives

Son:....Let them sleep with daddy...

Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son ! 😂😆

*Happy Father's Day!*

Wednesday, May 30

Saturday, May 19

Positive Attitude n Thinking in Difficult Times

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged.
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to the bank, "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

Always be positive even in difficult situations

Thursday, May 10

Anti-theft Beer Bag

Skin colored belly beer strapon travel body bag to hide or carry

Self-declaration Cap - Pervert

Name Caps with Adjectives,
people tell more about themselves in single words on their head

Tuesday, March 27

Blonde Girl Hugs on Road

This guy surprised and happy to see a beautiful girl coming towards him with open arms for a hug!

Himalayan Funny Road Signs

Funny Road Signs on trip to the Himalayas mountain ranges

Thursday, February 15

Wednesday, February 14

Level of Unbortherness

Aim of life is to reach back to this level of unbotherdness

Tags: child,childhood,cute,life,aim,funny picture

Level of Unbortherness

Aim of life is to reach back to this level of unbotherdness

Tags: child,childhood,cute,life,aim,funny picture

Curious Ape (sfw)

Whats here? Girl has to be aware of a monkey.

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