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Friday, February 21

Young Biker's Dilemma ;-)

To grow up or to be a biker!

Wisdom of Exotic Movies' Dress-code

When exotic movie stars take off their clothes they are are actually getting dressed for work!

Wisdom will kill me someday.

Wednesday, February 19

Definition of Laziness

Definition of Laziness: 
It's the art of taking rest before you get tired. because....

Tuesday, February 18

A Translation Guide to Asset Manager-speak

We are not in crowded positions - we missed all the best-performing stocks.

We are not correlated - 

Monday, February 17

What is GF?

Classroom Answers ...

First Bencher: Gravitational Force

Middle Bencher: Girlfriend

Back Bencher: GoldFlake

Robert Mugabe on Alcohol

"If you can't dance when drunk,
At least speak English or promise people jobs.
Don't waste alcohol"

No Time To Die

Bond cancels Beijing tour because....

Wednesday, February 12

Millenials Classroom

Silly but way To make today's mobile generation pay attention. :-)

Tuesday, January 28

Fired for Cup Size!!

Why I was fired!?
Well, for the company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues,
we could have alcohol but only One drink per person.
I was fired for the CUPS-size ordered!

Monday, January 20

3 F Rules for Life

3 Rules of Life
1. F*ck. 
2. Don't give a f*ck. 
3. Don't get f*cked over.
 

Bumper Sticker - Brake Warning

Beware! This car brakes at every liquor storr.!

Tonite's Wedding Dinner

Pussy! WTF!

Lesson from Thai cave rescue

(on a lighter but naughty note)

Grocery Shopping Flash Reminder

Thank you young flasher for reminding to buy baby carrots .. hahaha

Sunday, January 19

Goldfish

Caught a gold fish today.
But some haters will say it's mango seed.

Saturday, January 18

No Warning Shot!

Due to price increase on ammo,

Do not expect a Warning Shot!

Thank you for understanding,

 

Wednesday, January 15

The Fourth Ape

Finally the fourth ape!
He is the sum of the first three apes.
He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody!

Being a RCB fan

Wednesday, January 8

Bimbo

Moms can come back with sexist remarks, too.

 

Tuesday, January 7

2 pieces of 'Married' Advice

Never laugh at your wife's choice 

Wife's prayer

Dear God, don't let my husband be home when my online shopping orders are delivered.

WowBooty Counter

Hidden customer

Trojan vs. Huggies

Compare and save between Trojan and Huggies