24 Hilarious Condom Slogans

funny condom ads  1) Cover your stump before you hump

2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie

4) When in doubt shroud you spout

5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner

6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong

7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8)If you think she’ s spunky, cover your monkey

9) If you go into heat, package your meat

10) Especially in December, gift wrap your member

11) Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

13) If you can’t shield your rocket,leave it in your pocket

14) No glove, no love

15) Encase that torch before you paint her porch

16) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hounda

17) It’ s always funky to cage your monkey

18) Don’t be a fool cover your tool

19) Can your worm before you squirm

20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

21) House your noodle then release your strudel

22) Sock that wanger before you bang her

23) While you’re undressing Venus,dress up your penis

24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool


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