Anonymous Humor Lines

# Silence: the most perfect expression of scorn.
# “Shotgun Wedding” .. A case of “wife” or “death”!
# A nerd is just a freak with no confidence.
# Whatever you do, you’ll regret it.
# Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

# If you can read this, you have too much time.
# If it is so dirty to be a nudist, then one day I hope to be nothing but a pile of dirt!
# A shot in the dark is better than nothing.
# What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? … Five beers.
# Half of the people in the world are below average.
# Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
# Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. ~ Anonymous

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