Assault and Battery at Phone Booth

A man burst into the local police station.

“I want to take out a complaint!” he demanded.

“About what?” the desk sergeant asked.

“A truck driver,” the man snarled. “I want to take out a complaint against him for assault and battery!”

“What happened?” asked the desk sergeant.

“I was in a phone booth,” the man explained, “and this creep came along and wanted to use the phone. I told him to wait a minute, but he wouldn’t, so he kicked open the door, yanked me out of there and threw me to the ground!”

“No wonder you got mad,” agreed the sergeant.

“Damn right, I got mad!” said the man. “Stupid jerk didn’t even give my girlfriend time to put her clothes back on!”

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