Auto Acronyms

Motorists’ coin humorous acronyms while steering their beauty and beast wheels.

ACURA – Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
AUDI – Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI – Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW – Bought My Wife
BMW – Brings Me Women
BMW – Broke My Wallet
BMW – Big Money Works

COROLLA – Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again

CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET – Cheap Helplessly Embarrasing Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET – Chews Heads Eats Valves Races Only Little Electric Trains
CHEVROLET – Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE – Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE – Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE – Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE – Dead Or Damaged Greasy Embarrassment
DODGE – Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE – Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

FERRARI – From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians

FIAT – Fix It All the Time
FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT – Fart in a Tin
FIAT – Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT – Fix it again Tony!
FIAT – F**king Idiot Assembled This!

FORD – Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD – Factory Ordered Road Disaster
FORD – Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD – Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD – (read backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
FORD – Found On Roadside Dump
FORD – Found On Roof Demolished

GM – Garbage Motors
GM – Gluteus Maximus
GM – Great Mistake
GM – General Maintenance
GM – Gone Missing

GMC – Get More Chicks
GMC – Gods Mechanical Catastrophe
GMC – Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA – Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
HONDA – Had One Never Did Again
HONDA – Hand Over Dollars to Asians

HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

JEEP – Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
JEEP – Just Eat Every Pickle.
JEEP – Just Empty Every Pocket.
JEEP – Just Entertains Enough Pansy’s

LEXUS – Large Executive X-rayed Unveiled Shit

MAZDA – Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MAZDA – Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

MOPAR – Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR – Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

NISSAN – Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
NISSAN – Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare

PONTIAC – Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank
PONTIAC – Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE – Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PORSCHE – Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

RENAULT – Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SUBARU – Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA – Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
TOYOTA – Taking Our Yen Out — Thanks All

VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VOLVO – Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only

VW – Very Wucked
VW – Very Worthless

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