Best Questionable Blonde Jokes!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q: What is the blonde’s highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life.
A: Third grade.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them.

Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in?
A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”.

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

(courtesy:Laire Obaka)

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