Cheeky Quotes

# I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can. ~ Rita Mae Brown

# There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ~ Chris Rock

# I Love My Country It’s The Government I’m Afraid Of! ~ Anonymous

# Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. ~ Mark Twain


# I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can. ~ Rita Mae Brown

# When my husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I’ve done my job. ~ Roseanne Barr

# In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ~ Nora Ephron

# I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

# Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! ~ Homer Simpson

# I wish I could play little league now. I’d be way better than before. ~ Mitch Hedberg

# It has been very uncomfortable for me up here these last 90 minutes, because this is actually the longest that I have been in clothes.

# Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ~ Mitch Hedberg

# I’m looking for a perfume to overpower men. I’m sick of karate. ~ Phyllis Diller

# She generally gave herself good advice (though she very seldom followed it). ~ Lewis Carroll

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