Chemistry Pick Up Lines

you are damn F I Ne

You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!

Chem students do it on the table periodically.You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.

Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, & Titanium cause your BE AU TI full.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

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