Classic One-liners

“The two rules in my office. Rule 1: The boss is always right. Rule 2: If the boss is wrong, refer to rule #1.”

“If it weren’t for the ‘last minute’, nothing would get done.”

“Having sex is like bridge. You either need a good partner, or a good hand.”

“Always borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back!”

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