Are you a coffee addict? Probably, knowing how much coffee people drink these days. To determine if you are a true blue addict, see if any of the following applies to you:
1. Juan Valdez named his mule after you.
2. You chew on both your own fingernails and your roommate’s.
3. You can jump-start your car without cables.
4. You often do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
5. You can’t remember your second cup.
6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
9. You don’t sweat, you percolate.
10. You nodded at least once while reading this list.
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