Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

Keanu Reeves - Sad Man Eating on BenchDid you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an apple

Two calves that will never become cows

A nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhere

A roof of the mouth that won’t cover anything

Twenty nails that won’t hold a board

A chest that won’t hold linen

Two b**bs that won’t give milk

Two buns that won’t feed anyone

A belly button that won’t button

Two balls that won’t roll

An as* that won’t pull a plow

An organ that won’t play music

A c*ck that won’t crow

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013 at 12:42 and is filed under Husband Wife Jokes, Trivia, Woman Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.Both comments and pings are currently closed.