Funny Valentine Quotes

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we thought we’d dig up some funny quotes by famous people about love and romance:

“I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
Dorothy Parker

“Women are cursed, and men are the proof.”
Rosanne Barr

“Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.”
Mae West

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” Mickey Rooney

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”
Rita Rudner

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.”
Barbara Bush

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
Groucho Marx

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