Blonde Greetings!!
A business man got on an elevator in a downtown office building.
As he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already in the car, and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F."
He smiled back at her and replied "S-H-I-T."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark by again answering "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F --- T-hank G-oodness I-t's F-riday; get it?"
The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday."
Submitted by Irwin & Sheila Jones (), Connecticut
Swimming!
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked:
"I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
Submitted by Jackal 'Romeo' (21),
Blonde Quiz
Q: What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?
A: "How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!"
Q: Why was the blonde staring at the truck?
A: It was a Ford Focus.
Q: Want to hear three blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Hanson!
Submitted by Showalter (),
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