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The Butler
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised
their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he
pleased since they would be out quite late.
The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the
wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she
preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day.
The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to
meet some very important business partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the
couch watching TV.
She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then
told him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and
whispered in his ear, "Take off my dress. Now take off my bra. Now
remove my shoes and stockings. Now remove my garter belt and panties"
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted, "The
next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"
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