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Cigarette Condom

One day 2 old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke. After a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the old ladies took out a condom, cut the tip off, and slipped it over her cigarette.

The other lady asked, "What's that for?"

The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain."

The second lady said "That's a pretty crafty idea."

The next day the old lady went to the drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd like to buy some condoms, please."

The clerk looked at the old lady, baffled by why she would need them. However, he asked, "What brand would you like Ma'am?"

The old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel."

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