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Email this Page Print this Page Programming Is Like Sex... because... * One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz) * Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted. * It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing. * Conversely, there’s some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience. * You can do it for money or for fun. * If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you’re some kind of freak. * It’s not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation. * There’s not enough taught about it in public school. * It doesn’t make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms. * Some people are just naturally good. * But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you’re wasting your time trying to tell them. * There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with. * One little thing going wrong can ruin everything. * It’s a great way to spend a lunch break. * Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique. * Everyone who’s done it pokes fun at those who haven’t. * Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about. * You’ll miss it if it’s been a while. * There’s always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things. * It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it. * Sometimes it’s fun to use expensive toys. * Other people just get in the way. Submitted by Peter Harkins (), US Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Computer IT Internet Jokes to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Send it to us if you like this joke, try next Programming Is Like Sex... 86 Rules of Boozing Top 100 things you don't want SysAdmin to say... Computer Terminology Human Technology Great Writer Soft Errors How It All Began Net Life! Bill and St. Peter You Might Be A Computer Support Technician If... Computer Programming Celebrity Worm Virus Fax Technology Computers...! Things to do at Wal-Mart Marketing Concepts Letter issued by HR Microsoft to Indian Staff! 8 Monkeys Company Policies are Made Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer How to Tell You're a Grinch Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 The Missing Tampons!! Beautiful Redhead Humor Fresh Jokes Female Software Engineers (FSE) Top 11 Reasons To Come To Work Naked Twenty Great One Liners [Funny] Professional Love Letter... 4 Questions Quiz to test the Professional What if Microsoft manufactures the Cars? Copy Diskette Tech Support Worrisome, Huh!? Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) DO You Know What I am Doing? Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... A Genealogist's Christmas Eve Kidz Mouthspeak Humor in Politics Medical Humor In-Office Boss Secretary Jokes Politics Humor Computers Net Funny World Celebrity Humor Man & Woman Relationships Lawyer Attorney Jokes Dumb Blonde Hot Jokes Desi Humour Ethnic Jokes Shopping Humor PG Jokes F! Fun Plugs Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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