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Appraisal
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?"
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"SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
Yumraj Joke Submitted by Sakshi Bhatnagar (),
Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on thecorrectness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Desi Student Joke Submitted by get_kaustubh (),
Aisi Jaan!
Sir: 'bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.'
Bachche: 'nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'alright sir!'
Sir: 'jua nahi kheloge.'
Bachche: 'ok! sir.'
Sir: 'desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.'
Bachche: 'de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!
Desi School Teacher Joke Submitted by Archana Puran Singh (33), Bombay
My Boss and My Wife!!
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Boss Wife Joke Submitted by JOLLY UNCLE (),
Knowledge of Indian Cricketer's Wife!
Phone Call for Sehwag.
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
Cricket Joke Submitted by Devil Within (30), Palghar
Indian Cricket Team !!
Sachin's favourite bird
- 'duck'.
What does Sachin love flying?
- his middle stump.
What should Dravid do now?
go in for a max life insurance!
What is Dhoni doing now?
Mundan ceremony after his 'hazamat' in WC 2007?
What is Utthapa doing?
- Learning the difference between 'blind shots' and 'blinding shots'.
And what is dear Saurav Ganguly 'Dada' doing?
Showing Chapell and Dravid and Sachin that the 'sweetest timing' is the one which gets 'them' 'out' by 'his' batting in the air!!
Cricket Sports Sms Submitted by Shotgun 'Kalicharan' (), West Indies
Surd in Japan!
Once there was a Surd who visited japan, there he went to a Administrative officer's building to meet his boss,
there he talk about business and demanded for a girl at night to enjoy his time after work.
The officer told he would do so and then they both departed.
At night the surd started to enjoy the time with the girl and the girl shouted 'musakho musakho musakho musakho', the surd was surprised.
In the morning the surd went to the golf course there he started to play golf and was surprised as he hit the shot and the ball was not in the hole, and the golf boy (the boy who collects the ball after the shot is hitted) shouted 'musakho musakho musakho'
And so the surd asked the boy, "what is the meaning of 'musakho'?"
and the boy replied, "It means wrong Hole."
FunnySubmitted by Curien (26), Infosys
Doctor Santa falls in Love!
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Submitted by Gagandeep Singh (19), Chandigarh
Santa Banta
SANTA : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?"
BANTA : "Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!"
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Pradeep Iyer (17), Trivandrum
Desi Pizza!
Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Bholaji Joke Submitted by Angelina (29), Dubai, UAE
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