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Intelligent Question & Answers in Kids' Class
1) Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
2) Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
3) Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
4) Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
5) Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
6) Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
7) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
8) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? "
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Submitted by D Hannah , usa
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