Desperate to Leave
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her
grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and
correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here I'm
smart and will answer the question."
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Joy said, "Abraham Lincoln."
The teacher said, "That's right Joy. You can go."
Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King".
The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go."
Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Carol said, "John F Kennedy".
The teacher said, "That's right Carol. You can go."
Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher then turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these
women would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, I'M OUTTA HERE!"
[Humor Jokes LIST|NEXT Funny Joke]
|
