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At the ATM,
- How a man withdraws cash from ATM ...
a) Park the car
b) Go to ATM
c) Insert card
d) Enter PIN
e) Take money
f) Drive away
But ... how a woman withdraws cash from ATM
a) Park the car
b) Check makeup
c) Turn off engine
d) Check makeup
e) Go to ATM
f) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
g) Insert card
h) Hit Cancel
i) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
j) Insert card
k) Enter PIN
l) Take cash
m) Go to car
n) Check makeup
o) Start car
p) Stop car
q) Run back to ATM
r) Take ATM card
s) Back to car
t) Check makeup
u) Start car
v) Check makeup
w) Drive for ½ mile
x) Release handbrake and
y) Drive on. Oh ! 6 Vs 25 ...!!!
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Ansy (16), Philadelphia
Wife's Name!
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Priya Rajwansh (16), New Bombay
Marriage Fever
Bridegroom to his cousin,"I am feeling really nervous on my marriage day."
Cousin says,"Its natural, I have seen your bride to be wife."
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Ankit Acharya (22), Fiji
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