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A LIST OF ABBREVIATIONS:
"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds
CODE WORD................MEANS
40-ish...................48
Adventurer...............Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate.............Possessive
Artist...................Unreliable
Beautiful................Pathological liar
Commitment-minded........Pick out curtains, now!
Communication-important..Just try to get a word in edgewise
Contagious Smile.........Bring your penicillin
Educated.................College dropout
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Employed.................Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home
Enjoys art and opera.....Snob
Enjoys Nature............Bring your own granola
Feminist.................A Ball buster
Financially Secure.......One paycheck from the street
Free spirit..............Substance abuser
Friendship first ........Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun......................Annoying
Gentle...................Comatose
Good Listener............Hard to pull a word from her
Humorous.................Caustic
Intuitive................Your opinion doesn't count
In Transition............Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
Light drinker............Lush
Looks younger............If viewed from far away in bad light
Loves Travel.............If you're paying
Loves Animals............Cat lady
New-Age..................All body hair, all the time
Non-traditional..........Ex-husband lives in the basement
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded..............Desperate
Outgoing.................Loud
Professional.............Bitchy
Reliable.................Frumpy
Romantic.................Looks better by candle light
Self-employed............Jobless
Special..................Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows
Spiritual................Involved with a cult
Stable...................Boring
Tan......................Wrinkled
Wants Soulmate...........One step away from stalking
Widow....................Nagged first husband to death
Redhead..................Used Clairol
Men Women Jokes Submitted by Hem Ag, Calcutta, India
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