 |
Sexual Harrassment!
Boss : Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas part, you could neglect your work?
Secretary : 'My lawyer'
Submitted by Jane Applegate, New Jersey
qUICK wIT
"Would you tell our viewers, sir, how you got to be president of this company?"
"Gladly. I ran into my father at the watercooler one morning. He took a liking to me and put me in charge of the place."
Submitted by Samantha Mathis (26),
Free Service!
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager screwing his secretary.
He shouted at him, 'Is this what I pay you for?'
The manager replied: 'No, sir, this I do free of charge.'
Submitted by Kalin Cialini Olson (25), Pittsburgh
Equal Pay!
Female Applicant - "Do women get equal pay in this company?"
HRD Manager - "Absolutely! We pay all women the same."
Submitted by Irina Selva (34), J&Johnson Inc.
John Darling!
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. 'What is your name?' was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
'John,' the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, 'Look...I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only...Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?'
The new guy sighed, 'Darling. My name is John Darling.'
'Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is......'
Submitted by Ava Kimberley Stanfield (), California
House-cleaning
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
'Boss,' he says, 'we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.'
'We're short-handed, Smith' the boss replies. 'I can't give you the day off.'
'Thanks, boss,' says Smith 'I knew I could count on you!'
Submitted by Rival (17),
Got a good joke yourself? Submit your best Office joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site.
Email it to us
|
