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Email this Page Print this Page Topless Gambler Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless." With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new blouse!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "Yes! I win! I win!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought you were watching!" Submitted by Lucy Becker (18), Las Vegas Got a good Joke yourself? Submit your best Shopping Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Things to do at Wal-Mart Brand Difference... Waiter Did It! Advertising and Marketing Fundas Free Meat is Over! Ways To Tell A Man His Fly Is Unzipped Naked Statue...Holy Cow! Murphy's Laws of Sex!! Topless Gambler! 21st Century Lifelessness..!! Goods Instruction Labels Cool & Nice Insults Top 40 reasons to be a boy! Different Views About Love Top 20 Women Driven Bumper Stickers Before and After Marriage College Roommates Company Christmas Party Celebrity Loose Quotes in Media Real Meaning of College Degrees Boys R Weird! Desi Veggie Jokes Fresh Ethnic Humor Desi Humor Man & Woman Relationship Dumb Blonde Hot Jokes Funny Computer World Shopping Humor Kids Talk Funny Lawyer Attorney Jokes In-office Boss Secretary Humor Dr. Humor Medicine PG Jokes Marketing Concepts How to Tell You're a Grinch Coffee Jokes What Not to Say in Bed Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Why Are Men Happier Than Women? - Part 1 Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - Part 2 Men Are Like... Women Are Like... 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys !! What Every Woman Should Know... The Missing Tampons!! Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Blonde Daughters on Honeymoon Definitions of common Words! A gamely reference to 'He and She' Funny Bumper Stickers Barbie's Christmas Letter to Santa! Real Meaning of College Degrees! Celebrity Humor 10 most stupid questions people usually ask... Murphy's Law of Combat! 34 Things from Video Games Celeb Worm Virus Ferry Crossing Kitty Hygiene All Alone Copy Diskette Ethnic Name Drinking and Driving Funny Jokes Yahoo! F! Fun Plugs Junk Fun Blog Uncovered Celebs Cover Girls Funny Pictures Celebrity Gallery Movies Music Online Games Naughty Egreetings Funny Sms Beauty Secrets Food & Drinks Fun Videos F! Shopping Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Poster Store Back-to-School Savings College Essentials Sale Free Kama Sutra F! Tools Love Horoscope Chat Netpals Web Directory News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card

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