An Airplane Story
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came
swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you. Put the tray up, Bitch."
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