Length or Height!|
Two blondes were at a Texas A&M and were giving the assignment to measure the height of the flag pole.
They headed out with their ladders and tape measures and they were falling off the ladders and dropping their tape measures, the whole thing was just chaotic.
Eventually an engineer notices what they are trying to do and decides to help them out.
He pulls the flag pole out of the ground and measures it, gives the measurements to one of the blondes and walks away.
After he was out of sight, the blond said "thats just like an engineer, we are looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
Submitted by Kathryn Cheryl Moss (),
Blonde and Polish Women
There were these three Polish Women at a bar.
A Blond walks in and askes the first one if she wants to hear a Polish joke!
She looked at her and said, "Hey, i'm a lightweight world championship wrestler,
next to me is the world champion middleweight wrestler, next to HER is the judo world champion, And WE ARE POLISH!"
"So do you still wanna tell the joke?"
"NO!", said the blonde, "I don't have time to tell it three times"
Submitted by Irwin & Sheila Jones (), Connecticut
A man was mowing his yard when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house, walked down her driveway, opened her mailbox, looked inside, then slammed it closed and stormed back inside her house.
Several minutes later, the same thing happened. As the man was finishing, his neighbor came out a third time and repeated her behavior.
"Is there a problem?" he asked.
"There certainly is," she replied. "My stupid computer keeps telling me: ‘You’ve got mail’!"
Submitted by Steve (), Denver, CO
Blonde at Laundry
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.
The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?”
The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.”
Submitted by Gina Gershon (26),