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Ten Blondes
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded, and...
Submitted by Ishita Miller (17), Connecticut, USA
Row Row A Boat!
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
Submitted by Virginie Desarnauts (23),
Weighing Scale!
At a pharmacy, a BLONDE woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"It won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
Submitted by Jessica Mendes (20), South Africa
Blonde Kidnaps!!
A blonde who’s having financial troubles decides to kidnap a child for ransom. She writes on a piece of paper: "I’ve kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 behind the oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. The Blonde." She walks over to the park, grabs a little boy, pins the note to his jacket, and tells him to run home.
The next morning, the blonde goes back to the park, where she sees the boy standing behind the oak tree.
"I’m supposed to give you this," he says, handing her a brown bag. As she counts the money, she notices a new note pinned to his jacket: "For the record, I can’t believe that one blonde would do this to another."
Submitted by David Hooper (), Providence, RI
Blonde Rapist!
A blonde girl sat sobbing in the police station.
"I was raped by an Italian." She wailed.
"How do you know it was an Italian?" The detective asked.
"I had to help him," the blonde girl replied.
Submitted by Urich Federova (22), Russia
Blonde's House Burglary!
Returning home from work, a blonde is shocked to find her house burglarized.
She telephones the police, and a nearby K-9 unit is the first to respond.
As the officer and dog approach the house, the woman storms out onto the porch and shouts, "I get robbed, I call the police for help, and they send me a blind cop?"
Submitted by Chris Duryee (), Elizabeth, NJ
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