A Blonde and a Brunette |
Blonde and Brunette were best of friends and tried to do everything together.
Blonde announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
"Good," Brunette exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great!" Blonde replied, "I'll ride with you to Burger King."
Submitted by Maverick, IN
Head & Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a businessman wearing a black suit boards the elevator. Its evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulder of his suit.
Two floors later the man gets off, and the two women remain. When the door closes the brunette says, Someone should give that guy some Head & Shoulders.
The blonde then responds, How do you give shoulders?
Matt Bishoff, Tampa, Florida