A Blonde at a high school party|
A blonde was at a high school party and there was alot of people that they can't move around much.
So she had to fart and she thought that the music was up loud that no one can hear her fart.
After the blonde farted everyone look at her and she found out that she had her IPOD at high volume!
Jokes Submitted by Saidah Jules (23), Germany
A Blonde at a high school party
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh: "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
Submitted by Corny Bong (), Dubai