Beware the Trees while Driving!|
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
Blond Joke Submitted by Marsh 'Bruce Willis' (),
The Blonde Speeder & the Bald Officer!!
A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, "Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone."
The blonde says, "No I wasn't. The sign back there said 43."
To this the cop snaps back, "Lady, look ... that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and your doing 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone."
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding. The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, "Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we'll never catch her."
Submitted by Stephen Hicken (),
Really, really blonde!
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car
and asks the blonde for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few
more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself.
She hands the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands
the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I
first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
Submitted by Lucy Becker (21), Cardiff, UK