oNE OR tWO.. |
When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."
"Why is that," the host asked?
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it;
after two drinks ...anyone can!"
Submitted by Hiten A Raja, USA
A teenage blonde girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!" said her father, "That was Short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number..." replied the girl.
Submitted by Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde star)