Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? |
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Submitted by Sugrmomma007@aol.com, USA
There were these three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, that had just escaped from prison.
There was a farm close to the prison and the three women headed for it to hide.
So as the police were chasing them, they found a barn with three big flour sacks. Big enough for them to hide in, so they each got in a sack.
The police came around to search the barn, they were about to leave when one officer suggested that they check those three flour bags.
A policemen went up to the first bag and kicked it, the brunette replied, "Bark, bark!".
The policemen concluded that there were only dogs in this bag.
He went to the second bag and kicked it and the redhead said, "Meow, meow!".
The policemen concluded that there were only cats in this bag.
He went to the third bag and kicked it and the blonde said, "Potatoes, potatoes!"
Submitted by Martine Forsyth Benson, USA