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Paper or Plastic
I was shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me.
As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?"
"It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."
Submitted by Jerry (18),
"She was so blond that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window!"
Submitted by Sugrmomma007@aol.com, USA
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Submitted by Sugrmomma007@aol.com, USA
She was so Blonde that...
It takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
It took her months to figure out that she could use her AM Radio at night.
At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign Here", she put "Sagittarius".
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She was staring at the frozen orange juice because it said, "Concentrate".
She thought a Quarterback was a Refund.
She studied for a blood test and failed.
She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk & Don't Walk'.
She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh, look donut seeds!"
When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left', she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all the crimes were committed around the home, she moved.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their fronts? 'This Goes In Front'.
What's the definition of 'Eternity'? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
Submitted by Sugrmomma007@aol.com, USA
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