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Funny Bumper Stickers!
Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.
HONK
If You Want To See My Finger
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch.
Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the testers for
Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST!
We'll stripmine the other planets later.
If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
If you can read this
I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales!
Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over
when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government!
Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and Calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat,
I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!
Jokes Submitted by Rathi Dhanvir, UK
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