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Chemistry Set
A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that
he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father was
curious, so he wandered downstairs to see what his son was doing. As
he walked down the steps, he heard a banging sound. When he got to
the bottom he saw his son pounding a nail into the wall. He asked his son, "What are you doing? I thought you were playing with your
chemistry set. Why are you hammering a nail into the wall?"
His son replied, "This isn't a nail, Dad, it's a worm. I put these
chemicals on it and it became as hard as a rock."
His dad thought about it for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what,
Son, give me those chemicals and I'll give you a new Volkswagon."
His son quite naturally said, "Sure why not."
The next day his son went into the garage to see his new car. Parked
in the garage was a brand new Mercedes. Just then his dad walked in.
He asked his father where his Volkswagon was. His dad replied, "It's
right there behind the Mercedes. By the way, the Mercedes is from
your mother."
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