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Professor's Logic
A college professor stood in front of his class with an empty pickle jar. First, he filled the jar with large stones.
He then asked his class,"Is the jar full?" The class replied,"Yes."
Then he took pebbles and poured them in the jar. They slipped through and filled in the cracks between the stones.
Again he asked if the jar was full. The class again replied yes.
Next he took sand and poured it in the jar. It filled in the cracks between the cracks between the pebbles.
He asked yet again if the jar was full. The class replied "YES."
Finally, he took a full can of beer and poured that in the jar. The class laughed then asked why he did that.
He answered, "The stones represent the large things in life; your family, your house, your emotions.
The pebbles represent the small, but important things; your job, your car.
the sand represent everything else."
A student then asked, "What is the beer mean then?"
"There is always room in life for a little beer," he answered.
Jokes Submitted by Mick Swinarski (),
RoomMates
I used to have an apartment in L.A. with roommates tha had nose rings,
and I couldn't concentrate on a word they were saying without staring at their nostrils.
They could've told me the apartment just burned down and,
I'd say "Uh, did that hurt going in? Can you pick your nose?"
Jokes Submitted by Daniel (),
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