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Desi Ethnic Jokes Surds Indian Sardar NRI Foren Maal
We INdians!
Bengali
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties

Bihari
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna


Punjabi
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one

Mallu
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad

Gujju
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam

Submitted by Hemant Agarwal, Kolkata (Calcutta), India


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