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Sophisticated Meanings In Bombay?
There's a minor problem
Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
There's a big problem
Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
There's a huge problem
Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya
You'll be surprised.
Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
I am going out of this place
Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.
Don't make a fool of others
Dekh , Tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de
I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
There's some misunderstanding
Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
Do you drink daily?
Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
Just take him into a secret place
Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
What a beautiful lady !!
Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!
What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!
Don't just bluff..OK?
E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!
Don't take much tension..
Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
I don't care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
Please don't overbore me..
Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
All this must be done without anyone's notice
Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye.kya?
"SAHI HAI NA BAAP??!!!...KYA BOLTA??"
Desi Bombaiya Joke Submitted by Roma Atwal (), New York
Woh Kaun?
Woh Elco ki pani puri,
Woh chowpatty ki chaat,
Woh Naturals ki ice cream,
Wah usme thi kuch baat!
Woh Tewari ki mithai,
Woh raste ka dosa,
Woh Shivsagar ki pav bhaji Guru Kripa ka samosa.
Woh local train ka "suffer",
Woh Juhu Beach ki hawa,
Woh Chowpatty ke tange aur Joggers Park ka sama.
Woh December ki zara si sardi,
Woh baarishon ke mahine,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyaan, jab chhutte they passeene.
Woh Holi ki masti,
Woh Navratri ka Garba,
Woh Diwali ke patakhe aur Ganpati ka shor o sharaba.
Woh peak hours ki traffic,
Woh BEST ki rush,
Woh tadapti garmi mein, Snowmans ka ek kala khatta slush.
Woh Juhu beach ka mohol,
Woh samunder ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara,
Wah uska kya kehena!
Woh Sterling ka pop-corn aur Cotton World mein shopping,
Woh Fashion Street ka nazara aur Nariman Point ki building.
Woh cinema ke queue,
Woh black ki ticket,
Woh Shivaji Park ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket!
Itni cheezen kehene ke baad,
aur kitni karron mein badaee,
Yeh shehar hain mera apna,
Jiska naam hai MUMBAI pyaaree.
Desi Bombaiya Joke Submitted by Dinika Sukthanker (), IA USA
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