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Answering Machine!
Banta Singh, a sardar, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

Submitted by Sneha Singh (),

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : "YES"

Submitted by 'American Chai' Curry (22), Iowa State University

Kanjibhai's gift to Rupaben.
Rupaben's husband Kanjibhai asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
She thought for a moment and remembering the Diamonds in the Deck of cards said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a change."
The following day Kanjibhai filled her request.
He put 200 Rupee coins into a glass jar, then filled it with water and placed it in the freezer.
On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of change.

Submitted by Eforu (29),

Heights Of Revenge...!!!!
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. A desi was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

Submitted by 'American Chai' Curry (22), Iowa State University

Surd in Japan!
Once there was a Sardar who visited japan, there he went to a Administrative officer's building to meet his boss, there he talk about business and demanded for a girl at night to enjoy his time after work.
The officer told he would do so and then they both departed.
At night the sardar started to enjoy the time with the girl and the girl shouted 'musakho musakho musakho musakho', the sardarji was surprised.
In the morning the sardarji went to the golf course there he started to play golf and was surprised as he hit the shot and the ball was not in the hole, and the golf boy (the boy who collects the ball after the shot is hitted) shouted 'musakho musakho musakho'
And so the sardarji asked the boy, "what is the meaning of 'musakho'?"
and the boy replied, "It means wrong Hole."

Submitted by Curien (26), Infosys

Surd's Love for cricket
Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?'
Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.

Submitted by 'True love' (23), India

There was a young boy from Bengal, who went to a fancy dress ball. He said he would risk it and went as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.

Submitted by Jishu Das (17), Behala, Kolkata, India

Desi Pizza!
Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Submitted by Angelina (29), Dubai, UAE

Santa Banta
SANTA SINGH : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?"
BANTA SINGH : "Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!"

Submitted by Pradeep Iyer (17), Trivandrum

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