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Half-Sister !!
One Sunday morning Santa`s son burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.
After dinner, Santa took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half-sister, and I`m afraid you can`t marry her."
Son was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Sonu said yes! We are getting married in June."
Again Santa insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Sonu is your half-sister too, I am very sorry about this."
Son was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother, Jeeto, with the news.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I am never going to get married", he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
Jeeto just shook her head. "Don`t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He`s not really your father."
Santa Jeeto Joke Submitted by Preity Zinta Wadia (29), Bollywood
Bhagwan and Banta!
Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Banta goes back to the temple................. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!!
Back to the temple........... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Banta is confronted by the voice of Lord "BANTA, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Priyanka Chopra (24), Mumbai
Banta FAT!
Mr. Banta went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.
Banta asked " Where is the fat ?"
The person didn't understand what singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"
Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"
Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem.
Banta said Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Sameera Reddy (),
Cheating Santa Singh!
Once Santa Singh decided to cheat Indian Railway.
He thought a lot then planned a noble idea to execute his plan.
He bought ticket and didnot travel.
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Raman Mallick (),
Santa-Banta in History!
Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have three grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Karamjeet Kaur (26), Port of Spain
Santa Banta
SANTA SINGH : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?"
BANTA SINGH : "Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!"
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Pradeep Iyer (17), Trivandrum
Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".
Sardar Joke Submitted by Sneha Singh (),
Cricketers!
Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other,
and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow
we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven."
"And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Deepak Chanderpaul (23), Cape Town, South Africa
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