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Santa Banta Surds Desi Indian NRI Student Fun Naughty Laugh Jokes
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What did Banta singh say when he saw a banana peel?- oh! i am going to slip again.
Which is the shortest joke? - santa singh and banta singh playing chess.

Santa Jeeto Joke Submitted by Preity Zinta Wadia (29), Bollywood

Santa Banta
SANTA SINGH : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?"
BANTA SINGH : "Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!"

Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Pradeep Iyer (17), Trivandrum

Banta FAT!
Mr. Banta went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.
Banta asked " Where is the fat ?"
The person didn't understand what singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"
Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"
Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem.
Banta said Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.

Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Sameera Reddy (),

Cheating Santa Singh!
Once Santa Singh decided to cheat Indian Railway.
He thought a lot then planned a noble idea to execute his plan.
He bought ticket and didnot travel.

Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Raman Mallick (),

Santa-Banta in History!
Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have three grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.

Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Karamjeet Kaur (26), Port of Spain

Bhagwan and Banta!
Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Banta goes back to the temple................. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!! Back to the temple........... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Banta is confronted by the voice of Lord "BANTA, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".

Santa Banta Joke Submitted by Priyanka Chopra (24), Mumbai

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