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CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR ....!!!!!!
Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air- india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.
But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji.
Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."
Submitted by Javed Jaffri (),
Identify Jugnu Singh!?
Q: How can you recognise Jugnu Singh in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.
Submitted by Rimpi Tibre, UK
Jugnu Singh Differentiates!
Jugnu: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Harpal: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
Submitted by Rimpi Tibre, UK
Animals by Jugnu Singh
Jugnu: Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Harpal: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Submitted by Rimpi Tibre, UK
Jugnu Singh on Train
Once a sardarji named, Jugnu Singh was travelling by train. It was high summer & the climate was too hot.
At a station came a handy-fan seller & entered the Sardar`s bogie.
All the passengers in Jugu Singh's bogie bought the handy-fan but till the next station everyone`s fan-feathers fell off except for the Sardar`s.
All the passengers astonishingly asked him how did he manage to keep it fresh as before.
Jugnu Singh cooly answered,"Oye, pankha muhke aage rakh aur sirf teri mundi hilaa."
"(Hey, keep the fan in front of your face, and only move your head.)"
Submitted by Poorvi Ramaiya (), Mumbai
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