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What do you mean by double-foolishness?
Ans: Two sardarji`s sharing a room.
Submitted by P.J.Ramaiya (), Mumbai, INDIA
Wash Basin Sink
A Sardarji goes to eat in a hotel. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin (sink).
The manager asks, "What's this?"
Sardar ji says, "You have put the board 'WASH BASIN' "
Submitted by Pramod (), Delhi, India
Calculations or Miscalculations!
The population of India is 100 crore. But 19 crore are retired.
That leaves 81 crore do the work.
There are 25 crore in school, which leaves 56 crore to do the work.
Of this there are 22 crore employed by the Central Government, leaving 34 crore to do the work.
4 crore are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crore to do the work.
Take away from above total the 20 crore people who work for State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!)
And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
Total unemployed are 8 crore and that leaves 2 crore to do the work.
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
leaving 80 lakh to do the work.
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading Fukkad!
So I am the only person in our country who is working!
And that's why India is surviving!!!
Submitted by Sheena 'Bumpy' Grover (28),
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