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Jewish Surgeon!
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
Jewish humor Submitted by Issac (),
Jokes about Brits
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Australian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied, with a smile, "Very sporting of your Mother."
Russian humor Submitted by Jaguardame (31), stumbleupon
Too Much Mazal
Two women meet on the street.
"Molly, I understand you have a mazal tov coming to you."
"Oh yes -- my daughter is getting married."
"Isn't that wonderful! And who's the lucky man?"
"David is the chief surgical resident at Cedars-Sinai Hospital."
"That's wonderful. But wait -- I thought he was a professor."
"Oh no, that was her previous husband -- a law professor at Yale."
"My goodness, that's really something. Then why do I seem to remember a psychiatrist?"
"You must be thinking of Saul, her first husband."
"Oh Molly, you're a lucky women. Imagine, having so much naches, from just one daughter!"
Jewish humor Submitted by K Honda (24), Israel
Russian Beauties
What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A Tourist.
Russian humor Submitted by Reid Tara (21),
What is Globalization?
An English Princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
uses a Swedish mobile telephone,
crashes in a French tunnel
in a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian driver,
who was high on Scotch,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
assisted by Filipino para-medical staff,
using Brazilian medicines, dies!
This is what is called GLOBALIZATION.
Funny Cultural humor Submitted by Jasmine Arora (19),
Desert Etiquette!!
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked 'Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?'
The man replied 'I don’t have any water, but why don’t you buy a tie? Here’s one that goes nicely with your robes.'
The Arab shouted, 'I don’t want a tie, you idiot, I need water!'
'OK, don’t buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I’ll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they’ll give you all the water you want.'
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table.
He said 'I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn’t you find it?'
The Arab rasped 'I found it all right. They wouldn’t let me in without a tie.'
Arabian humor Submitted by Alfred Fisher (),
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