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Fat Head
A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders two
vanilla cones, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head
and says "What do you want, Fathead?" The guy at the counter was
appalled. He asked the man why he did that.
The man said "There are
three things a man wants in life, 1.) A Big truck. You see that truck
out there, biggest damn truck in the county. 2) A nice house. I got
the nicest house in the state. And 3.) a tight pussy. And I had me one
of them until fathead here came along."
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