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Fishing
While fishing from a pier one day, a man notices that an old lady is the only person fishing from the right side of the pier. He walks over to her and asks why she is the only person fishing from that side of the pier. She replies that she has a system. When she wakes up in the morning, if her husband's pecker is laying on his right thigh, then she fishes from the right side of the pier that day, if it is laying on his left thigh, then she fishes from the left side of the pier.
Thinking himself witty, the man asks the woman what she does if her husband's pecker is not laying on the right or left thigh, put sticking straight up. The woman replied, "I don't go fishing on those days!"
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