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Ways to flirt with a girl!
'Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!'
'You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!'
'Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?'
(Excuse me, do you have the time?) 'Do you have the energy?'
'My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.'
'Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out!'
'Your Dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!'
'Excuse me miss, is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?'
'You know, beauty is only a light switch away.'
'Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!'
'Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!'
'Would you like to dance? (No.) 'I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, you look fat in those pants.'
'Hi. Can I buy you several drinks?'
Jokes Submitted by Karla Kensington (23), Wyonmig
Kissing your Girlfriend!
'Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?' asked the older brother.
'Oh hell!' replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'.'
Jokes Submitted by Shonumonu (), Orlando
One Love!
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Jokes Submitted by Floriane Daniel (), Santa Clara
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