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The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. - LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER
BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: One 5-finger, One 3-finger, PAIR:
$15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS FOR SALE.- NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING
AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer needed.
Recently married; wife knows everything.
VASECTOMY SALE: 2 strollers, Bassett baby bed, changing table, highchair, playpen. Call Lisa.
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