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Watch George
An old guy was sitting on his porch watching the world go by. One day, he sees George walked by with a roll of chicken wire under his arm. The old guy asked, "What ya doing with that chicken wire there George?"
George replies, "I got me some chicken wire and I am going to get me some chickens."
About an hour later George walks by with two chickens under his arm.
The next day George walks by again with a roll of duct tape under his arm. The old guy says, "Hey George. What ya doing with that there duct tape?"
George says, "I got me some duct tape and I'm going to get me some ducks."
Sure enough, about an hour later George comes by with two ducks under his arm.
The third day George comes by with a bunch of pussy willows under his arm.
The old man says, "Wait a minute George! I'm going with you!"
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