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Scratch Lotto Lottery Ticket!
A guy just had bought a lotery ticket. He always picked the same numbers: 05 21 06 17.
And he never won.
The person got to know him at the gas station really well. And, one day he greeted him with a big smile. "You won."
"What are you talking about, " the old man asks.
"The lotto ticket, you bought, your numbers matched."
The old man pulled his ticket out and said, "No, they didn't, look."
The man at the counter says, " Why are their no number on this?"
"I scratched them out, and their was no matching number them on a any of them."
Jokes Submitted by Eric Mohling, USA
Pizza Guy!
A group of friends go to a local pizza place. It was a long wait
before their order came. They couldn't get a table in the resturant,
and didn't have a car, so they had the pizza man deliver the pizza to a
park.
A tornado picked up, the pizza man go caught in it, and when the
pizza man got to them; they were very hungery. "What took you do long;
we've been waiting forever."
"Long story."
"Where is our pizza?"
"Well, the tin man didn't have a heart, and he ate it."
Jokes Submitted by Eric Mohling, USA
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