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Email this Page Print this Page 100 Hot Games 100 Hot Books 100 Hot DVDs Kama Sutra Poster 1.2.3.4... There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, "What is three plus four?" The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, "Seven." The uncle said, "Listen kid, you can't count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets." So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?" The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy said, "Eleven!" Submitted by Hiten A. Raja Part in School Play Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one. Matt enthusiastically announced that he had, " I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part." Submitted by Calvin, US Got a good one yourself? Submit your best Kids Joke to FUKKAD, and if we laugh, we might make you famous - or at least put your name, email, address & country on the site. Email it to us if you like this joke, try next Things to do at Wal-Mart A Wet Whisper! The Missing Tampons!! Boy on Bus...Glass of Cider! Kids on Marriage Accident or Tragedy? Looking for Right Card! Isaac Newtons! History & Homework! Kids on Parents Exam Answer Paper Parrot's Frustration Lesson from Parents Intelligent Pupils! Message for Mom! Part in School Play! Ta Ta Daddy Dad's Doll! Bigger the Dumber! A.B.C.D.E.F.G... 1.2.3.4.5.... Jack and Jill... Eating Chicken Makes... Osama Bin Valentine Card A Kid's Promise Christmas Wish! Dad's Punishment... Mom n Dad... Boy on Bus...Girl's Glass of Cider! Teacher in Classroom Funny Little Johnny The Haircut Ideal Beauty Gifts by Hook or Crook Kids Advice to Kids Christmas Gifts by Hook or Crook 169 Lies You Can Tell Real Meaning of College Degrees!! 25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP! Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Down Guys Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care) Story Writing Kids Poetry How To Know You Are Ready to Have Children! Computer Net Humor Shopping Plaza Jokes Celebrity Humor Lawyer Jokes Ethnic Humor Blondes & Brunettes Man & Woman Relationships Desi NRI Surd Humor Funny Doctor PG Jokes Cute Children Humor Hot Funny Videos Manga Wallpapers Play Games Sms Fun Greeting Cards Beauty Secrets Cooking Recipes Cover Girls Chat Netpals Ringtones Logos Mobile Games Celebrity Gallery Movie Music Love Horoscope Gifts Store News Headlines Classifieds Message Board Paper Card Advertise Buy Celebrity Posters Tahiti-Beach at Bora Bora Poster

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